Date:
Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:44:56 -0500

From:
ts@hotmail.com

To:
portlycourtneydan@yahoo.com

Subject:
RE: FWD: FUNNY JOKES!!!!

Thanks for forwarding that e-mail. I didn’t really get any of the
jokes, though.

I should be a comedian, don’t you think?

to those of you who, for one reason or another, didn’t keep up with this year’s winter olympics, tony squares won the gold medal in speed skating! the men’s 5,000 meters! to those of you who did keep up with the olympics, shhhhhhh…
submitted by colin mcnichols.

i’m not sure if this is the same tony squares or not, but a guy by that name used to go to my high school. i wrote him notes like this all the time, but he was always busy hanging out with this older crowd and working on his motorcycle. wow, i had forgotten about [...]

i was walking out of a ralph’s near beverly hills and saw tony squares on the other side of the street. he wasn’t really doing much of anything, but it was still kind of a big deal. this was on march 4th, around noon.
submitted by jennifer mulcahy.

october 2nd, 1997: returning home after a horrible blind date, tony squares smells smoke and single-handedly rescues 34 people from a burning office building. he is awarded no medals for his stylish heroics, but, on the plus side, the second date goes much better.
submitted by helen keaton.