tony squares thinks “i’m gonna be (500 miles)” is a catchy song. everyone does.

tony squares relates more to harry in “when harry met sally…” because, even though he’s more like meg ryan’s character… still, billy crystal is a guy.

tony squares thinks YOU’RE stupid.

if there’s a tie, tony squares is the tie-breaker.

tony squares has never done “the hustle.”

tony squares believes politics are better left to the politicians.

tony squares is always very good with the mothers.

truth be told, tony squares is terrified of commitment.

tony squares is not affiliated with this website in any way, shape or form.

tony squares was once a matador… either that or he just wore a bunch of red.

tony squares wakes up looking this good. he cannot give you any tips about grooming.

tony squares doesn’t burn, he tans. he tans evenly.

tony squares was a cute baby.

sure, it was an okay movie.

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