tony squares is more relatable than tom hanks.
tony squares shreds insensitive documents.
tony squares likes couples parties.
tony squares has more catch phrases in him than amy heckerling.
tony squares will never turn 30.
tony squares was paul on the wonder years.
tony squares is a vegeterian, but he fucking loves veal.
tony squares is still spending money from ‘88.
if nice [...]

from tony squares,
UPDATE: tony squares is hard at work on his new album, “steve garvey is not my padre,” due out sometime next year. the song, “my baby wants a baby” is just an early single and may not be on the album. if you want to hear early demos, sleep with tony squares.
man, 2006 [...]