tony squares is more relatable than tom hanks.

tony squares shreds insensitive documents.

tony squares likes couples parties.

tony squares has more catch phrases in him than amy heckerling.

tony squares will never turn 30.

tony squares was paul on the wonder years.

tony squares is a vegeterian, but he fucking loves veal.

tony squares is still spending money from ‘88.

if nice guys finish last, tony squares finishes TWICE.

tony squares fakes orgasms.

tony squares has diabetes.

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