hey all,

sorry this website hasn’t been updated in a while. tony squares had been in the hospital with a severe case of whydoesgodletbadthingshappentogoodpeople-itis, and we didn’t feel that it was appropriate to update. we are, however, happy to report that mr. squares is doing very well with his recovery. as soon as he’s able to stop always worrying about the big picture, he should be fine. we actually have a note from him:

“thanks you (sic) to everyone for all the letters i wrote while i was in the hospital. they really meant a lot to me. hey, i’m thinking about starting a led zepplin tribute band called sugar zepplin. our slogan would be: there’s nothing wrong with a couple of sweet guys playing “stairway.” think about it. hell, audition for it.”

he has also graced us with a new song called four rights make a squares. jimmy’s been blasting it in the office all week. we have asked him nicely to stop.

submitted by kathleen jordache, webmaster.