tony squares would buy a fixer-upper and run it into the ground.

tony squares honks when he’s horny.

it’s never never but always now.

tony squares is a ship off-shore and can’t you see it’s sinking?

tony squares likes big penises just as much as everyone else.

for tony squares, ever day it rains is a wet t-shirt contest.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a toyn squres coulld drinkl beer?

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