december 25, 1984: tony squares is spoiled rotten.
submitted by theo kennedy.

when i showed tony squares this comic, he inquired about the color i used to make his hair. after i told him it was gray, he responded, “well, i’ve never heard of it, and kill me if i ever have to see it again.”
was he joking? i have no idea. and even [...]

october 2nd, 1997: returning home after a horrible blind date, tony squares smells smoke and single-handedly rescues 34 people from a burning office building. he is awarded no medals for his stylish heroics, but, on the plus side, the second date goes much better.
submitted by helen keaton.