please try to ignore all the spam comments.  we started to remove them, but tony squares called us racists.
submitted by kathleen jordache, webmaster.

“TWO MORE YEARS, BITCHES! Internet lady, make sure you keep it all caps.”
submitted by tony squares.

hey all,
sorry this website hasn’t been updated in a while. tony squares had been in the hospital with a severe case of whydoesgodletbadthingshappentogoodpeople-itis, and we didn’t feel that it was appropriate to update. we are, however, happy to report that mr. squares is doing very well with his recovery. as soon as he’s [...]

i’m not sure if this is the same tony squares or not, but a guy by that name used to go to my high school. i wrote him notes like this all the time, but he was always busy hanging out with this older crowd and working on his motorcycle. wow, i had forgotten about [...]