holiday update:  tony squares spent time with the fam’.
submitted by miss squares.

tony squares would buy a fixer-upper and run it into the ground.
tony squares honks when he’s horny.
it’s never never but always now.
tony squares is a ship off-shore and can’t you see it’s sinking?
tony squares likes big penises just as much as everyone else.
for tony squares, ever day it rains is a wet t-shirt contest.
how much [...]

yesterday, i found tony squares’s wallet in my girlfriend’s bedroom. it seemed weird at the time to find it there until she explained everything to me (oops, i thought you had to be in school to have homework). anyway, i scanned his license because i thought you guys would be interested. he looks great and [...]

a friend of mine and i saw tony squares getting into his car somewhere around hollywood, so we asked if we could take a picture of him. it cost $14 and the car was too shiny and spotless to photograph well, but you should still be able to see that it is indeed a sporty [...]

to those of you who, for one reason or another, didn’t keep up with this year’s winter olympics, tony squares won the gold medal in speed skating! the men’s 5,000 meters! to those of you who did keep up with the olympics, shhhhhhh…
submitted by colin mcnichols.

personal quote: “i get hit on by married women all the time, but i don’t do anything about it.”
submitted by tony squares.