in case you haven’t figured it out (and there’s really no way you could have), tony squares’s highly anticipated album “steve garvey is not my padre” is going to be conceptual. something to do with accidentally getting someone pregnant. word is that it’s hit or miss. tony squares describes it like this:
“it’s [...]

hey all,
sorry this website hasn’t been updated in a while. tony squares had been in the hospital with a severe case of whydoesgodletbadthingshappentogoodpeople-itis, and we didn’t feel that it was appropriate to update. we are, however, happy to report that mr. squares is doing very well with his recovery. as soon as he’s [...]

i was driving home after church with the folks today and saw this awesome billboard. lol my mom tried to explain how babies COULD be made in the car (lol parents!). i immediately went to the official tony squares website (which has since disappeared) and downloaded his NEW SONG.
here’s a description:
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